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"Hello, Angels."
"Hello Harry!!!"
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you know that Prince Harry is Royals because Bodyguards needs him and Prince William to watch the Princes all the times that Bodyguards's job need to extra money because Prince William hired 2 police with him! and Harry had one i think so!
when Harry been away for Pubs without bodyguards maybe his dad must order with bodyguards or security with him all the times maybe his dad cant let harry go pubs for drinking without his dad's permission! Harry is 18 year old enough to go somewhere maybe his dad knew he where go!
Sara Boyce
forget guarding, altho theres nothing wrong with that...think of the close quarters and all......but just watching that body.....ugh divine!!!!..waiter! i'd like a piece of that arse please! :) :o :rolleyes: :D cheers!
hehe. cheeky cheeky! ;) lol.have u seen the new charlies angels with helen zaas? more like harry zaas! PHWOAR!!!!!!!!! :D :D :lol: :lol: :D :D
Quotehehe. cheeky cheeky! ;) lol.have u seen the new charlies angels with helen zaas? more like harry zaas! PHWOAR!!!!!!!!! :D :D :lol: :lol: :D :D
helen zaas?
"Harry's Angels" Starring Cassabelle, Sunshine69, and Kitty. Summary: These three heavenly creatures have several adventures as bodyguards for HRH Prince Harry. They look delicious and sexy in leather pants, mini skirts, Jimmy Choos, and bikinis. Lots of sexual tension in first half, followed by release of tension in the last half. How does Harry soothe his devine ladies? Watch the IFC (independent film channel) this Saturday and 9 to find out. Ebert and Roeper predict a surefire hit in Cannes!
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The climax of the movie is when the bad-guy-- the rough, handsome, sweet talker, woos Kitty and Cass into ditching Harry. The mystery stranger is none of than Mr. I steal all of Harry's girls-- William! I'm telling you, the family drama, the sex scadals? This movie is going to number one baby!
Oscar caliber for sure
Rassies, Oscars, what's the difference.
Yeah, but if William woos Cassy and Kitty away from Harry...he's left all to this angel...like Cassy said, all that sexual tension is relieved in the second half... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh yeah, I smell the Oscar.
Not to mention the threesome... I'll call Armani and have 'em make my dress, because we're OSCAR bound!
HAHAHA-- lurkers could get herpes listening to this story!! Threesomes, adventures, brotherly squabbles, the Oscars..... whew, this is one bad ass movie BABY!!!
LOL Get away from me, foul herpes infected fallen Angel! Its your fault we got into this mess in the first place. If you hadn't insisted on roaming free in the palace at 2 AM we wouldn't have bumped into him. By bump I mean snuck into his room. And by snuck into his room, I mean climbed through the window and-- Oh, I guess its just one of those things you had to be there for, right? I shouldn't have dared you mix those alcoholic drinks. Of course, if you hadn't suggested a dip in the pool, the whole herpes thing could have been avoided...
Ah, well, hindsight is 20/20. *scratches* LOL!
EW!
Silly Kitty, you must still have the Dom in your system..... I DON'T HAVE HERPES, I said Lurkers could GET IT by merely reading the story. You know, cause of all the "sexual tension being released" thing!!! I am still one squeaky clean, hot ass angel!!!
You guys can climb through the window...I went in the classy way. And by that I meant...uh...sneaking into his room in the morning and waiting in his closet all day to get there...
Hand me one of those alcoholic drinks, will ya Kitty?
Oh, Cass... we should have know. Will was too cute NOT to give us Herpes! ;)
Sorry, Cass stole all my booze and gave it to Will... That's how she got him to dance with that pink feather boa!
*satisfied grin* Yep, sorry Sunny. Once my hangover passes, I'll take ya out for martinis on me, babe.
Dang it Cass, I needed that booze to loosen Harry up!!! :lol:
And tell Wills to let our Gingersnap borrow that boa...
STOP!
Don't make the same mistake we did!
Get him tested! ;)
I'll make sure to steal a red one from Wills' stash.... red for the sexiest red head I know. And believe me, I know him INTIMATELY.... *wink*
Yes, yes-- I know, I was there! *sigh* I had almost blocked the fact that you were there out of my mind and you have to make me remember. I suppose Wills and I will just have to make NEW memories. ;)
Wait...Wills has a stash? :blink: O-kay....
Yup, Harry's told me all about you. *gasp* Were you the one that left the thong in his room?
Yes wills has a stash.... we're seeing a good therapist about that. And if the thong was red leather with fringe on the sides and little circular mirrors on the crotch, then yes, it was mine. *sighs and shakes head*
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no, that was me!
*slowly raises hand* Was it hot pink? If so... um, that one was mine.
The neon green thong was Cass'... :lol:
We should really stop shopping at that stripper shop... I mean, who needs a hot pink thong!
Yes, I suppose I'll just have Harry do the lingerie shopping for me. He knows what he likes, and its not like it stays on too long anyway.... *wiggles eyebrows*
*thinks of the Sex and the City where Carrie tried to impress her boyfriend*
Hey, Cass, do you stil have my heels with the faux fur on them? You said you only needed them for a night or two...
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Hahahaha Oh You Guys Kill Me!!! :lol: :lol:
QuoteYup, Harry's told me all about you. *gasp* Were you the one that left the thong in his room?
No... That was me! ;)
Wills and Harry both is Royals you cant take him without his dad's permit! and he would take to the TOWERS! i read on reports what Wills told his dad about it!
are you crazy take him for film and shooting of Royal stars! no way!
Sara Boyce
p.s. leave both alone!
oh. my. god.
OH BLOODY F***ING HELL!!! i can't stop laughing! you guys are insanely hilarious....oh i really needed that laugh..thanks! cheers!1 bravo bravo encore!!!
*bows* We were born for the stage!
ROTFLMAO!!!! hehe. u lot crack me up! fantasies are so not forgotten on this forum....... :rolleyes:
speaking of fantasies....i bet no one here hasn't had one of harry....and i'm sure they r all interesting.....but seriously ya'll should be like actresses and comedians. cheers!
QuoteHey, Cass, do you still have my heels with the faux fur on them? You said you only needed them for a night or two...
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If you mean the insane black platforms with a spike heel and the tuft of faux black cat fur (for "kitty" of course), then yes- i do still have those.... however, Harry has a bit of a foot fetish and I don't really think you want them back, Kitty!!
*stares shamefully at the ruined heels*
But if you mean the white slipper/mules with the fluff of faux feathers, then you can have those back..... sans the fluff of fur, because I used those to seduce William one night and he went wild and tore away the white feathers to add to his boa stash. My sincerest apologies, Kitty.... :(
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MY SHOES!
I had those especially made for me... those shoes were $750 dollars! *wail* And you didn't even get any! That-- UGH. Just wait for Harry's Angel: This time is personal. I'm going to raid his boa stash and hold it hostage until he gives the throne to Harry... BWAHAHAHA! And when he is no longer going to be King, he can move to Utah and marry us. How self-fullfilling. But don't tell Harry till we have the rings on our fingers.
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QuoteMY SHOES!
I had those especially made for me... those shoes were $750 dollars! *wail* And you didn't even get any! That-- UGH. Just wait for Harry's Angel: This time is personal. I'm going to raid his boa stash and hold it hostage until he gives the throne to Harry... BWAHAHAHA! And when he is no longer going to be King, he can move to Utah and marry us. How self-fullfilling. But don't tell Harry till we have the rings on our fingers.
Oh, believe me.... Cassy got some!!! Or, um, Cassy's feet got some....... I'm with you, totally all about joining the Mormon church.
*wiggles toes* WAS IT AS GOOD FOR YOU AS WAS FOR ME BABY?
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Reader discretion advised: I'm about to get graphic!!
Harry (with mouthful of toe jams... ewwww): Oh, yeah, it really was... *mumbles*
Gross.
But funny. :lol:
I know, wasn't it revolting?? How pathetic is my life?! Sigh.
My life is pretty pathetic too...don't feel too bad!!! :lol: We should embrace our pathetic-ness...
Hey, at least we've still got our humor! And... toe loving Princes, of course. :)
QuoteHey, at least we've still got our humor! And... toe loving Princes, of course. :)
LOL! Oh right, I'm sure Harry can't stop thinkin about those toes! ;)
*gives herself a bear hug*
I will learn how to embrace my patheticness.... it's where my wonderful sense of humor stems from!! Now as for the toe loving princes..... I embrace them with, well, um, it wouldn't be appropriate to tell you WHAT EXACTLY I embrace them with.... *leery gesture*
You know what would cheer us up? Pedicures for all Angels and Angel henchwomen!
Oh yes- lets! I'll be sure to tell harry to pick up the tab.... he is a foot freak, so there should be no problem. I'll also threaten to take away the use of my feet if he doesn't spring for some Dom Perignon, a NY cheesecake, and an entire day at Elizabeth Arden for all of us! :D
Wait, what's the link to te article, I've been absent for a few days from my laptop!
Oooh, and a shopping spree!!!
shopping?! sorry, i haven't been reading this page and i just skimmed and saw the word 'shopping'. oooooooooh! exciting! can i come?!
Only shoe shopping and feather boa shopping-- we have a mission here girls! We have to focus!
Ok, maybe a little stop at Starbucks, but that's it!
*mentally shakes images of designer clothes and shoes and handbags*
Okay, I'm with you!!
can i be an honorary angel henchwoman so i can come shopping with ya'll??? hey i am a fashion major after all...i could be useful....cheers :)
ahhh, i love shopping :D
i've become an honoury angel henchwoman too!!!! i love shoes..... but i dont have enough pairs! :angry:
i was at the mall last night and i saw this woman who couldn't have been any younger than fifty....and she was wearing these no back black stellettos....why??? they looked so wrong on her... i can barely stand stellettos cuz i have no balance in them...i'm too used to sneakers and sandals...oh well. cheers.
LOL...ok, add the Angels to the cheesemaids and cheesewenches, and FRW's.
Harry's Angels: Kitty, Cassy, and Sunny
Harry's Honorary Angel Henchwomen: Riley, Foxey...anyone else? Join while it's hot!!! LOL!!!
Hey! I'll join the crew!! ;)
Rock on Angels and Henchwomen!!!
count me in :D
The henchwomen hahaha that cracks me up! :lol:
can i join!?